It reminds me of one Sunday 50 years ago when we’d all gone to church then to my great-grandmother’s for lunch. Afterward the men went in one room and the women went to the living room where they began to gossip. Little kid me spoke up and asked, “I thought the preacher said gossip was a sin?” You’d have thought I’d called them all Philistines. 😮
Ah yes, the good ole contradictory and confusing church visits. After a sermon of “love thy neighbour” witnessing everyone in the parking lot honking and shaking their fists at each other. I remember thinking “I guess these people aren’t our neighbours”. Very perplexing for a young child.
He: I am the best husband in Salem!
She: Dear, can you please take out the trash? I have to clean the kitchen, mind the children, and shine your shoe buckles. I can’t do it all.
He: Witch!
Or “Racist!”.
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Right?! 😂😂😂
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As a descendant of three of the elderly ladies who were hanged as witches in Salem, I find this comic to be all too true.
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It reminds me of one Sunday 50 years ago when we’d all gone to church then to my great-grandmother’s for lunch. Afterward the men went in one room and the women went to the living room where they began to gossip. Little kid me spoke up and asked, “I thought the preacher said gossip was a sin?” You’d have thought I’d called them all Philistines. 😮
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Ah yes, the good ole contradictory and confusing church visits. After a sermon of “love thy neighbour” witnessing everyone in the parking lot honking and shaking their fists at each other. I remember thinking “I guess these people aren’t our neighbours”. Very perplexing for a young child.
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🤣🤣🤣 Little you deserves a trophy for calling them out on their hypocrisy.
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He: I am the best husband in Salem!
She: Dear, can you please take out the trash? I have to clean the kitchen, mind the children, and shine your shoe buckles. I can’t do it all.
He: Witch!
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Yep!
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She: Yes, and I’ll turn you into a toad if you don’t help with your share of the chores.
😂
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Brilliant!
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Lol! I kind of figured, with your sense of humor, that you would’ve countered with a Monty Python reference.
He: Well, as long as it’s not a newt.
She: But you’d get better! 😂
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Lol! Hit the nail on the head!
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[…] wronghands […]
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That sounds about right
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Laughter; After a thousand years still your best entertainment value
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