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July 18, 2025 by Wrong Hands

Posted in Cartoon | Tagged Cinema, Film History, Films, Funny, Generator, Humour, John Atkinson, Movies, Old-Timey, Smoking, Tropes, Webcomic, Wrong Hands | 15 Comments

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on July 18, 2025 at 7:35 am | Reply franhunne4u

I have ordered a few of your postcards on RedBubble – I am very happy about that. They arrived, they are not coated (which I hate, as I like to write with ink) and they are perfect for my bookloving recipients on Postcrossing

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- on July 18, 2025 at 7:40 am | Reply Wrong Hands
  
  Sorry they’re not coated – I have no control over that – but glad you can still use them.
  
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  - on July 18, 2025 at 7:44 am | Reply franhunne4u
    
    I am VERY HAPPY they are not coated. Coated on the back they are an unpleasant feeling in the backside, down low .. I am a fountain pen user. And the ink does not go well with a coated card (I only write on the backside, of course, would not dare to disturb your artwork, the mail will see to that anyway)
    
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    - on July 18, 2025 at 7:45 am | Reply franhunne4u
      
      I hate coated cards .. not the fact that these are not – I wrote this a bit ambiguously
      
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    - on July 18, 2025 at 8:18 am | Reply Wrong Hands
      
      Okay, cool! Enjoy!!
      
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on July 18, 2025 at 12:39 pm | Reply Anonymous

I don’t know anything about the postcards, but in reference to today’s post: YEAH, smoking was always the key to it.

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on July 18, 2025 at 4:43 pm | Reply Anonymous

😂 proposed 6th column:

“from their thighs!”

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- on July 20, 2025 at 8:53 pm | Reply Anonymous
  
  🫥👻?!
  
  🕺💃 Dancing, of course!
  
  Makes it a little less noir from a cancer-stick-ish POV. 🚭
  
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on July 18, 2025 at 11:54 pm | Reply Anonymous

that 4th column is a hoot. The bees knees, those are the only old-timey things I remember but I definitely laughed

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on July 19, 2025 at 8:17 am | Reply Calmgrove

You’ve absolutely nailed it, hours of fun encapsulated in one superb table!

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on July 20, 2025 at 9:01 pm | Reply Anonymous

A new report shows that in 1937-8 Hollywood’s brightest stars, including Gary Cooper, Joan Crawford, Clark Gable and Spencer Tracy, were each paid $10,000 – the equivalent of $146,000 in today’s money – by American Tobacco to promote its Lucky Strike cigarette brand. That year alone, American paid $218,750 – more than $3m at today’s prices – to film stars.

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on July 20, 2025 at 9:11 pm | Reply Anonymous

“…so round … so firm … so fully packed … so free and easy on the draw.”

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on July 20, 2025 at 9:19 pm | Reply Anonymous

😉😅 I want to break out the 🎬 and old-timey crank camera and walk around in my Director’s jodhpur and beret…

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on July 20, 2025 at 9:41 pm | Reply Anonymous

😂😅😎 I wonder how many heavy duty ashtrays were used as murder weapons? As a plot device, of course!

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on July 21, 2025 at 12:00 pm | Reply utesmile

That’s fun!

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