Oscar speech checklist

February 7, 2020 by Wrong Hands

on February 7, 2020 at 7:47 am | Reply Alex Diaz-Granados

As an obscure screenwriter of two no-budget indie films, I thank you for saving me a lot of time and effort for my 2030 Best Original Screenplay Academy Award speech.

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- on February 7, 2020 at 7:51 am | Reply Wrong Hands
  
  Glad I could help. I’ll happily accept an invite to your victory after-party. Now…what to wear?
  
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on February 8, 2020 at 11:41 am | Reply egorr

Although I don’t drink nor watch the Oscars, this would be a good drinking game, eh?

Why did you leave out, “Hi, Mom!” ?

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- on February 8, 2020 at 12:40 pm | Reply Wrong Hands
  
  I do both. I’ll let you know.
  Hi Mom!
  
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on February 9, 2020 at 8:33 am | Reply Oscar checklist – This isn't happiness

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on February 9, 2020 at 6:53 pm | Reply kerbey

It’s almost like they’re reading a script! Auton.

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- on February 9, 2020 at 6:54 pm | Reply kerbey
  
  SPOT ON. Ahem.
  
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- on February 10, 2020 at 9:59 am | Reply Wrong Hands
  
  The Oscar speeches always reinforce the importance of writers to actors.
  
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