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January 28, 2025 by Wrong Hands

Posted in Cartoon | Tagged Books, Coriolanus, Humor, Infinite Monkey Theorum, Infinity, John Atkinson, Literature, Math, Mathematics, Monkeys, Probability, Reading, Shakespeare, Webcomic, Writing, Wrong Hands | 19 Comments

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on January 28, 2025 at 7:46 am | Reply Anonymous

Poor monkey looks defeated.

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on January 28, 2025 at 8:37 am | Reply Alex Diaz-Granados

Hey! That professor reminds me of my creative writing instructor!

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- on January 30, 2025 at 5:07 pm | Reply Anonymous
  
  🤨🙄
  
  He moonlights!
  
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on January 29, 2025 at 10:28 am | Reply Mr. Ohh's Sideways View

Darn!! You gotta hate when that happens!! 🤣😎🙃

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- on January 30, 2025 at 5:15 pm | Reply Anonymous
  
  Hey, hey, we’re the Monkeys!
  
  And people say we monkey around,
  
  We’re too busy singing
  
  To put anybody down!
  
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  - on January 30, 2025 at 5:20 pm | Reply Anonymous
    
    Apologies to The Monkees
    
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    - on January 30, 2025 at 5:46 pm | Reply Mr. Ohh's Sideways View
      
      Don’t apologize remember if a thousand monkeys beat on a thousand guitars… 🤣😎🙃
      
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on January 29, 2025 at 2:24 pm | Reply Anonymous

Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.
(Sicinius, Act 2 Scene 1)

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on January 29, 2025 at 2:31 pm | Reply Anonymous

😉😄

Maybe the monkey is BARD – a generative artificial intelligence chatbot developed by Google. 🙊🙈🙉

Since the 🐒 is a copyist of Shakespeare, it is not a “Bard” as from the Celtic word for a storyteller.

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on January 29, 2025 at 2:39 pm | Reply Anonymous

…if they are the monkey bar[d]s, I wanted to see them swing 🐒 🐵

and Coriolanus is a tragedy, not a monkey’s favourite!

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on January 29, 2025 at 5:13 pm | Reply Paulmckendrick

The word on Pudding Lane is that Cariolanus was originally written by a monkey and your monkey didn’t want to plagiarise it.

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- on January 30, 2025 at 5:06 pm | Reply Anonymous
  
  😄Monkey business!!!
  
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- on January 31, 2025 at 8:13 am | Reply Wrong Hands
  
  Now it all makes sense.
  
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on January 30, 2025 at 4:30 pm | Reply Anonymous

Well, I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle!!!

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on January 30, 2025 at 4:48 pm | Reply Anonymous

🤔🤭

AS YOU LIKE IT…

I will be more jealous of thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon over his hen, more clamorous than a parrot against rain, more new-fangled than an ape, more giddy in my desires than a monkey.

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on January 30, 2025 at 4:53 pm | Reply Anonymous

💎🫨🫢

THE MERCHANT OF VENICE

It was my turquoise;

I had it of Leah when I was a bachelor; I would not have given it for a wilderness of monkeys.

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on January 30, 2025 at 4:57 pm | Reply Anonymous

👏🫂🙊

THE LIFE OF TIMON OF ATHENS

So, so, there! Aches contract and starve your supple joints! That there should be small love amongst these sweet knaves, And all this courtesy! The strain of man’s bred out Into baboon and monkey.

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on January 30, 2025 at 5:05 pm | Reply Anonymous

Ahhh, the Infinite Monkey Theorem; currently disproven.

So it must be some time in the future when Lord Elon’s brain chips have outsourced labour and a troop or tribe of 🐒 are working as copyists.

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on January 30, 2025 at 5:10 pm | Reply Anonymous

Monkeyshines!

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