from the archives: at the oxymoron museum
September 7, 2026 by Wrong Hands
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Ahh yes. A true classic. I love a good oxymoron
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🤓😆 As I said before, “Awfully good!”
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Some are real oxymorons, some are if a word is intentionally misinterpreted, some are in-between. But “recent past” seems OK. Or am I missing something?
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a poet’s cartoonist. One of your finest! Keep them coming.
… AdrianTheCanadian
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Speaking as a logophile this is one of my favourite posts of yours! Reminds me of the label I saw on a belt ‘genuine imitation leather’…
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😎😶🌫️ Vegan Leather?
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My hate word – it’s leather or it’s not.
Same with sausages and other meat things. Especially here in Switzerland. For example: we have a sausage called Cervelat – when it’s vegan it’s not a planted Cervelat or whatever, call it something else. In this context I also don’t understand why alternatives to meat have to taste like meat and match the consistency *sighs*
Next problem: All those vegan people wearing polyester clothes which make the microplastic worse. What is wrong with them? Nothing will ever be better than natural materials for clothes.
/rant off
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B R A V A !!! ♥️ ✨️ So true! It is the worst kind of vapid virtue signaling.
No critical thinking involved. It gives me the ICK to cloth oneself in plastic.
Trying to get meat eaters to go vegan. Disappointing results if it is comparison. Better to have a whole new thing. Veggies & fruits are tasty.
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Grazie!
Same for me.
Honestly, I don’t eat much meat, but I refuse the trash they try to sell us as vegan. It’s all containing much too much fat.
Yes – veggies and fruits are tasty in itself.
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🤭 Does even the word OXYMORON strike you as funny?!
OXY
MORON
Like a moron needs oxyies…
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